no matter how organized or well intentioned we are the night before.
This morning I was yelling out things like,
"Addison only has one shoe...how is that possible?"
"Get your lunches!"
"Are you going to finish your eggs?"
"What do you mean you don't have a jacket? You had one yesterday."
This was followed by a long and loud sigh.
Scott walked in to the kitchen calmly and said,
"Sue, I've just uncovered a conspiracy in our family.
All 3 boys have signed a pact to see if they can make you go crazy."
Overhearing his dad, Jack piped up with a grin, "Dad, I think its working!"
I am not the woman I once was....let's just leave it at that.