I swore I would never join Facebook.
I said I was against Facebook because I knew once I got on I would not be able to get off.
And what would happen to the children once I got on Facebook?
No one I asked would tell me. They just shook their heads.
Well, I can tell you what happens to the children when you join Facebook.
There is probable cause for calling CPS.
All the children got for dinner tonight was scrambled eggs.
The children are being neglected due to cyber space. And that is wrong.
I have been sucked into it's vortex and I am not sure when I will return.
But in case you are already on Facebook and have come to terms with feeding your kids eggs for dinner once or 7 times and you enjoy looking at gagillions of your
friends pictures and instant messaging and adding friends and wondering
how your college friends still look so young and confirming new friends,
you can sign up to join the tired supergirl group....RIGHT HERE.
So we can all hang out together there.
And make sure to invite your friends to join, too...so we can take them into
the abyss with us.
(Pray a sweet mercy prayer over me so I can rip myself off of the Facebook...my page is open on my computer even now...I'm going back.....)
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