5 things you don't expect to find out from your children on a Friday morning

1.The children think that making their own lunch means
 telling you what they would like you to put in their lunch.

2.The children have been using a laser pointer
 to light up the insides of their noses like a facial night light. 

3.The children think that they will still have friends
when they blow their nose without the aid of Kleenex. 

4.The children want to know some different names for poop
so they can write a song about it.

5.The children have been using the comb you use to detangle your hair with
 to comb the cat.

Thank God it's Friday.